• Wounds

    Wounds

    ½

    It’s really strange to watch a really enjoyable phone horror (The Call) and then watching a really shitty one a day after.

    Wounds is a mess. Besides the lackluster performances by Armie Hammer and Dakota Johnson, the film is boring and not creepy at all. Weird shit happens that amounts to nothing (that is somehow blamed on a cult??) and concludes with a confusing ending with roaches (🤢) crawling on the screen. The main character Will is given no character…

  • The Call

    The Call

    ★★★★½

    Rewatched on the same day? 😔 Quarantine hitting me hard

  • The Call

    The Call

    ★★★★½

    Jeon Jong-seo I love you 💖💖💖💖

    Also, the first ending to this movie lowkey made my cry??? 😭

  • The Craft

    The Craft

    ★★★★½

    Why did Nancy get better on the rewatch??!!

  • Kill Your Darlings

    Kill Your Darlings

    ★★★★

    I too would fall in love with Dane DeHaan at first sight 💖

  • Enola Holmes

    Enola Holmes

    ★½

    A poor attempt to hide Henry Cavill’s buff ass arms smh

  • Bad Hair

    Bad Hair

    ★★★★★

    where’s that soundtrack thou

  • The Hitch-Hiker

    The Hitch-Hiker

    ★★★½

    the queer subtext? I eat that shit up

  • Rebecca

    Rebecca

    Thought I hated the 1940 version, but Jesus Christ this was bad

  • Bride of Re-Animator

    Bride of Re-Animator

    ★★★★

    Jeffrey Combs didn’t have to go all out, but he did

  • Re-Animator

    Re-Animator

    ★★★★★

    “Is he dead?”
    “Of course!”

    💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

  • Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island

    Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island

    ★★★★★

    I think about this movie once a year 💖