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  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
  • Planet of the Apes
  • Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
  • Child's Play

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  • Polar

    ★★½

  • Edward Scissorhands

    ★★★

  • All Quiet on the Western Front

    ★★★

  • Halloween Ends

    ½

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  • Polar

    Polar

    ★★½

    I Love MADS so I gave it a shot. It was a fun gun action flick film.
    Lots of blood/violence & a very LONG & LOUD sex scene I was not expecting when my TV was already super loud, we had to find the remote quickly & tell the kids cover your ears 😂

    The story overall was good, I do wish the editing had stayed away from the quick cuts and close up shots when trying to show flashbacks & the torture scene/montage…

  • Edward Scissorhands

    Edward Scissorhands

    ★★★

    Frankenstein meets Tarzan

    I have not watched this film in over 20 years…. CRAZY!!!!

    A man taken from a world that he never should have left, yet like a true man he finds love and loses it. The only thing that keeps him happy is that one instance of feeling truly loved A kiss before he is left to live a life of loneliness and hopefully get back to the pure innocents he had before being taken to the world…

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  • Mermaid Down

    Mermaid Down

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    A mermaid, a ghost, a gang of eccentric young women & a psycho Doctor. I present to you "Mermaid Down".

    As a whole I enjoyed this film, there was just so much randomness going on. Not even the kind where you say "wow they did that" but more like "WOW, why did they do that".

    The film opens with a couple of fisherman who set out to capture a mermaid & cut off its tail. Apparently cutting off the tail is the…

  • Green Ghost and the Masters of the Stone

    Green Ghost and the Masters of the Stone

    ★★

    When a 90s Mortal Kombat movie is made in 2021, you get Green Ghost and the masters of the stone. 

    The gringo luchador super hero we need but don’t deserve. 

    I went to watch this film off of a whim, it was the only thing I hadn’t seen yet in theaters so I gave it a try. Being a lover of 90s cheese films I was able to enjoy the crap out of this film. 

    The fight scenes are awesome…