The Emoji Movie ½

"The audience I saw the film with were weak. There were a couple of chuckles from parents when Patrick Stewart’s Poop emoji almost says “oh shit” and during the other parent-aimed risqué jokes. And I can’t blame them. These were the laughs of desperate parents trying to escape the Sartresque hell they had inflicted on themselves for their children. From now on though, I will wear as a badge of honor that I did not laugh once during this tedious, excruciating, pedantic piece of garbage."

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