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★ = D-
★ .5 = D
★★ = C-
★★ .5 = C
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  • Hereditary

    Hereditary

    ★★★★½

    CULT STUFF CULT STUFF CULT STUFF CULT STUFF CULT STUFF

    I
    AM
    HERE
    FOR
    IT

    I also screamed aloud. A lot. Some of which was definitely: GIVE HER THE OSCAR THAT IS RIGHTFULLY HERS, SHE IS YOUR MOTHER.

  • Midsommar

    Midsommar

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Every time I rewatch this, I think I love it more, and I don't even know how that's possible when it's PERFECT DO NOT TOUCH ME.

    Except during this rewatch, it was going through the metaphor of a cult opposing dudes named Christian, Mark, Josh, and Simon, with the bonus of Connie, Dani, and Terri, wherein these seemingly benign names ALSO tell you everything that's going to happen here, as much as the art does, or the fact that we're…

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  • Venom

    Venom

    ★★★★★

    The critics have everything absolutely entirely wrong about this film, from the "tonal dissonance" to "Hardy didn't take this seriously." God forbid in an era overrun with tryhard grimdark, we inject a little self-aware humor into an early-aughts concept of "edgy."

    Essentially: this is a movie critics are going to hate and the fanbase, if they open themselves up to the fact that this isn't going to be directly Spiderverse related, is going to like much better.

    Venom as a…

  • Falling For You

    Falling For You

    ★½

    The only good parts of this are the dude's side-piece rolling out of bed post-coital with all of her undies on (no wonder she was irritated) and Billy Dee Williams.