Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Renfield 2023

  ★★★ Watched 18 Apr 2023

  Still a better love story than Twilight.

  This was Twilight if it had guns.

  Went to see a vampire movie, didn’t expect a therapy session. I feel like a brand new powerful person. 

  Is Nicolas Cage the best comedic actor in Hollywood right now? Maybe. 

  I love both Nics on this movie.

  ACAB - A Cage As Bats

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  X 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Apr 2023

  Mia Goth will forever be a star.

  Kid Cudi ain’t a kid no more.

  I’d watch any movie where Brittany Snow sings. 

  This movie is horny and it slays.

Popular reviews

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  Cocaine Bear 2023

  ★★★ Watched 28 Feb 2023

  This is what Fiona Apple is talking about doing cocaine with Quentin Tarantino and Paul Thomas Anderson.

  I think if you go in with no expectations for this movie you’d enjoy it.

  The ambulance chase scene is as high it as it gets.

  Maybe the true meaning of Cocaine Bear is the friends we met along the way.

  Don’t do drugs cubs (kids)!

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  Babylon 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 14 Feb 2023

  Man, I love cinema and movie magic that it makes me wanna piss, projectile vomit, and shit myself and just fucking dance!

  This is La La Land on cocaine. There’s sex, drugs, and rock and roll jazz. Gross, absurd, sad, but fun and beautiful in the best way possible. 

  Hollywood is not stale, but it’s an exciting time to be alive to love movies.