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  • Malcolm & Marie

    Malcolm & Marie


    One of the most pretentious films I have seen in a long while. This dude got a couple good reviews for Euphoria and it really fucking went to his head. I was already shocked about how indulgent those two Euphoria episodes were, what else did I expect I guess?

    Such obvious attempts at writing Baumbach-esque cool nuanced dialogue. Except he completely misses what makes Baumbach dialogue good: the character. Baumbach doesnt just speak through his characters like this dude does,…

  • Euphoria: F*ck Anyone Who’s Not a Sea Blob

    Euphoria: F*ck Anyone Who’s Not a Sea Blob


    This show is the embodiment of:

     Abby (They/Them), 15, Aquarius ♒️, BLM✊🏿, Eat The Rich, ACAB, 🧚✨🌈 

    But I mean honestly I really liked it. The actual show was much better than these two angsty, melodramatic, pretentious and annoying special episodes though. This one is better than the previous one and thats for multiple reasons but the main one is the same issue I have with the rest of the show. Hunter Schafer is a significantly better actress than Zendaya,…

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  • The Godfather: Part III

    The Godfather: Part III


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This was a truly insulting experience. I cant be bothered to dwell on this film more than I have while watching it so as to finish summing up my thoughts on this trilogy, I will simply list things I hated.

    1. Writing of Michael. That very last shot of Michael looking at the ocean through the window sill from Part 2 leaves Michael in one of the most interesting positions as of that moment. That character was extremely complex and…

  • The Prestige

    The Prestige


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I remember this film making me feel very smart when I watched it for the first time with my family when I was very young because they didnt get it and I did so I had fond memories of it, also because I remember how great the twist was, I just remembered really liking it.

    Unfortunately on rewatch my suspicions were confirmed. This film, a long with most Mr Nolans filmography, has the guise of being very complex but is…