• Richard Jewell

    Richard Jewell

    ★★★★★

    Didn’t rewatch it just sitting around thinking about it again today

  • City of Lies

    City of Lies

    ★★★

    Boring I ate a banana and had beet juice

  • Gods and Monsters

    Gods and Monsters

    ★★★

    I want an app on my phone that clips scenes from this movie but it uses Siri as an input. Like “the part where ian mckellan is talkin about his boyfriend from the trenches splayed out on some barbed wire for a week and they cut to Brendan Frazier doing some “ain’t that how it be” Aw shucks face” and then the phone just gives it to me and I can send it to people

  • Black Knight

    Black Knight

    ★★★★★

    Awww hell naught

  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight

    ★★

    “Wait, is this really all there is?” - me, 3/4 into this realizing there’s no substance to it and its just another self sucking a24 movie for dumb people. Watch black knight instead

  • The Plumber

    The Plumber

    ★★★★

    Loved it. Like a better version of cable guy

  • Foxcatcher

    Foxcatcher

    ★★★½

    I half-watched this when it came out on DVD while visiting my dad. Barely remembered it. Just wanted something to put on during the hurricane that reminded me of the woods in the fall, and this was the first thing that popped into my head.

    Kinda torn on this movie. A lot of what I did and did not like about it is dependent on the context of seeing it, really, for the first time right now. On one hand,…

  • The Long Haul

    The Long Haul

    ★★

    Can’t get over Victor Mature’s weird grandma face or his big, edematous junkie hands. They’re specifically junkie hands. I don’t know if he did heroin but those are the hands of a junkie. There’s many types of swollen hands but there’s a specific balloon animal quality to the hands of heroin addicts; they’re not just swollen, they’re delicate and tragic, and they develop their own unique physics, fanning out like the felt fingers of the Count from Sesame Street.

  • The Shadow on the Window

    The Shadow on the Window

    ★★

    Archie bunkers gay friend has to find his ex wife

  • The Black Windmill

    The Black Windmill

    ★★★★

    Ello, you’ve ‘eard of Michael Caine, well, moi name is Michael Braine. And you’re probably wondering if I suck dick. (Leaning closer) Yes. I. Do.

  • Thunderball

    Thunderball

    ★★★

    Ahh miss giveypussy

  • Fall Time

    Fall Time

    What if mike ness tried to make a David lynch movie