Didn’t rewatch it just sitting around thinking about it again today
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Gods and Monsters 1998
I want an app on my phone that clips scenes from this movie but it uses Siri as an input. Like “the part where ian mckellan is talkin about his boyfriend from the trenches splayed out on some barbed wire for a week and they cut to Brendan Frazier doing some “ain’t that how it be” Aw shucks face” and then the phone just gives it to me and I can send it to people
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The Green Knight 2021
“Wait, is this really all there is?” - me, 3/4 into this realizing there’s no substance to it and its just another self sucking a24 movie for dumb people. Watch black knight instead
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Foxcatcher 2014
I half-watched this when it came out on DVD while visiting my dad. Barely remembered it. Just wanted something to put on during the hurricane that reminded me of the woods in the fall, and this was the first thing that popped into my head.
Kinda torn on this movie. A lot of what I did and did not like about it is dependent on the context of seeing it, really, for the first time right now. On one hand,…
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The Long Haul 1957
Can’t get over Victor Mature’s weird grandma face or his big, edematous junkie hands. They’re specifically junkie hands. I don’t know if he did heroin but those are the hands of a junkie. There’s many types of swollen hands but there’s a specific balloon animal quality to the hands of heroin addicts; they’re not just swollen, they’re delicate and tragic, and they develop their own unique physics, fanning out like the felt fingers of the Count from Sesame Street.
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The Black Windmill 1974
Ello, you’ve ‘eard of Michael Caine, well, moi name is Michael Braine. And you’re probably wondering if I suck dick. (Leaning closer) Yes. I. Do.
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