When Ken Miles said he wanted “a cup(b)a tea and a cheese cob”, I felt that.

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Apparently I saw this film on this day at the cinema and I don't have a single second of it in my memory.

6 years late and I have somehow avoided spoilers. Wow. I love my Dad so much.

Let’s be real honest here, on a rewatch I’ll be giving this 5*. Even with the hype, Hustlers delivered.

Not an ounce of the Male gaze, J-Lo at her best, another amazing performance by Queen Constance Wu, banging soundtrack, filmed expertly with a fuckin delightful screenplay.

Brb, joining the campaign to get J-Lo that Best Support.

John Ambrose McClaren deserves better and Peter Kavinsky is TRASH.

My stars are for Lana Condor (who is marvellous) and the colour grading.