Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  It's a Wonderful Knife 2023

  ★★★ Watched 03 Dec 2023

  met gala board will now get extra cowardly and won't make horror theme happen bc they don't want someone dress as angel killer and outslay all them celebs i know that's true

  
  
  

  
  it's december and the worst month of this year is over (not that there is something wrong with november but i had really shitty couple of weeks..) so it's time to get F E S T I V E!!! and i really think this will become my new annual tradition just because of the cuntiness of that outfit. i'm gagged

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  Anna and the Apocalypse 2017

  ★★★ Rewatched 26 Nov 2023

  anna singing 'turning my life around' and being completely oblivious to the zombies around her is me clocking out of work two hours early because i can even if the whole office is swarmed with tasks and deadlines

Popular reviews

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  Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022

  ★★½ Watched 18 Feb 2022 24

  "50 years i've been waiting" girl he didn't leave? you've been waiting for what exactly, a call? "hey sally i'm lonely lol come back?"

  he moved on, you should have too

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  Death on the Nile 2022

  ★★★ Watched 15 Feb 2022 16

  i know gal gadot and armie hammer are embarrassed as fuck that emma mackey outshined and outacted them in every scene