• Jurassic World Dominion

    Jurassic World Dominion

    ½

    at least we don't have to worry about seeing chris pratt make that stupid raptor pose ever again

  • Thor: Love and Thunder

    Thor: Love and Thunder

    ★½

    thor 4: love and gorr (thfour)

    what a bore

  • Morbius

    Morbius

    ½

    morbius more bius morbius in a prius morbussy morbiussweep morbillion tickets morbnation morbmen morbhead morbing morbed morb michael b morbius

    yify.gs/movies/morbius-2022-bdhtorrent400

  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1

    Kill Bill: Vol. 1

    ★★★★½

    the japanese accents of the non-natives were painful to listen to

  • A Goofy Movie

    A Goofy Movie

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    there's too much anthro feet in this movie

  • Eternals

    Eternals

    ½

    this is literally just the plot of the bionicle franchise but with less depth and unironically worse in every single way

    i've never been so bored watching a movie in my entire life and believe me i've seen some serious shit
    there were points halfway through where i just completely lost it and started laughing really hard at lines, not even funny lines
    this film completely broke me and i never want to see a single frame from it ever again

    kingo bts bts kingo jimin jungkook junglebook kingo

  • Untitled Uno Card Game Film

    Untitled Uno Card Game Film

    i spent like over $50 buying uno on steam for myself and all of my piece of shit friends to play and it's so fucking unstable it crashed like every time i tried to launch it and it also forced me to download the trash ubisoft app this movie better be cheaper and better than uno on steam or i'm going to have a joker moment

  • The Abyss

    The Abyss

    ★★★★

    this movie is fucking insane
    i implore you to check out its trivia page on imdb holy shit

  • Meet the Feebles

    Meet the Feebles

    ★★½

    actually speechless
    i have zero idea how i'm supposed to rate this

  • Batman Begins

    Batman Begins

    ★★★

    The first half of this movie is really strong, (the first act in particular has many scenes I love to revisit) but as the film goes on it kind of overstays its welcome a bit. I feel like they should have just had one main villain for this film because for the majority of the runtime it sets up the Scarecrow to be the main antagonist, but once the film decides to reintroduce Ra's al Ghul towards the end, it…

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  • Superman Returns

    Superman Returns

    ½

    hey you guys remember this movie? lmfao no you don't