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I would have been more interested in a story between Don Cheadle's War Machine and his father.

But okay.

How is James Rhodes (Don 'The Don' Cheadle) NOT an original Avenger?

I'll put it down to maybe Mr Cheadle's schedule being difficult to work around.

Step it up, Marvel.

I was howling with laughter at Don Cheadle's delivery of his lines during the party scene. He stole the show.

Couldn't take my eyes away from the screen and hung on every one of Colonel James Rupert "Rhodey" Rhodes' words.

The rest of the film was pretty boring though.

I think Marvel realised that hurting our sweet, sweet Cheadle was the WRONG thing to do, so killing off that nerd Tom Holland instead was the best possible option unless Marvel wanted to spark a riot.

I reckon Marvel realised where they went wrong, and finally opened their eyes to the sheer potential of Don Cheadle's acting.

Phase 3 perfectly ends with what we've always wanted... more Don Cheadle.

I think Marvel finally realised exactly what Guardians of The Galaxy was missing, and that was Don Cheadle.

I even went back and rewatched the Guardians of The Galaxy opening 58 times to see if Marvel thought ahead and actually had Don Cheadle somewhere in the background like a Where's Wally type game.

But alas, Don Cheadle is nowhere to be seen.

Too bad Marvel are so one-dimensional that they didn't think that far ahead.

Too little, too late, Marvel.

A lot more colourful, but no Cheadle.

Do not watch this movie.

Confusing film. Where does Don Cheadle play into this?

You know who really is "incredible"? Don Cheadle.

If you like Don Cheadle, you will hate this film.

You know what is really strange?

The lack of Don Cheadle in this film.

Out of all the Marvel films that have been made, you would have thought that Don Cheadle would have been used in at least ONE scene in THIS film.

Don Cheadle Forever. <3

I fell asleep through the entire film, but when I awoke I could have sworn I was dreaming.

The credits started rolling, but who appears in front of my very eyes on the big screen?

The Don himself.

It felt like a fever dream, and although uncredited, this might have been his greatest performance in any of his films yet. Maybe in his whole life.

The only criticism I have is that there was a bit too much of Brie Larson in this film. Could have had more time for the Don to be honest.

Haven't actually seen this film yet, but apparently after a swift Google check there is no Don Cheadle.

Save your money, folks.

When will Marvel learn?