joshua sorensen

i think the goldfinch is a good movie. sorry

Favorite films

  • Cloud Atlas
  • Singin' in the Rain
  • The Iron Giant
  • Broadcast News

Recent activity

  • A New Leaf


  • Kingsman: The Golden Circle

  • Battling Butler


  • Tetris


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  • A New Leaf

    A New Leaf


    cringefail and girlflop all the way to the top: that's hustle culture babeyyy

  • Kingsman: The Golden Circle

    Kingsman: The Golden Circle

    housemates were watching, so i decided to watch along while i did some editing and... just as smug and vulgar as i remember. the first one seemed to be lamp shading the worst tendencies of roger moore era bond; this one is just doing those bits straight (and people didn't like them the first time). i know everyone has commented on the sexism (rip roxy...) and classism and homophobia and general nastiness to drug users but god it really is…

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  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

    The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1


    edward ate the fucking placenta

  • Emma.



    “Emma Woodhouse, blonde, skinny, rich and a little bit of a bitch, seemed to unite some of the best blessings of existence; and had lived nearly twenty-one years in the world with very little to dampen her mood or fuck with her vibe.”

    – Jane Austen, Emma