Beauty and the Beast

Beauty and the Beast ½

genuinely one of the most disastrous films in recent memory. belle is a class traitor? the beast is a neg! every musical number is slow and tedious (except you 'evermore', you're a modern camp classic). what is ewan mcgregor doing? every frame is ugly — does bill condon understand how to make a movie thats not twilight breaking dawn part 2? lindsay ellis was right, this is so busy fixing the "sins" of the original that it forgot to be good. i cant delve into the whole "lefou = secret gay" thing but if you want my thoughts dm me on twitter!! but most importantly, and i really do need an answer here, does chip have teacup dysmorphia when he turns into a real boy?

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