josh has written 151 reviews for films during 2019.

  • The Goldfinch

    The Goldfinch

    ★★★★½

    finn wolfhard best supporting accent

  • Ad Astra

    Ad Astra

    ★★★★★

    so sad. man must travel across entire solar system just to get emotional closure with distant father ☹️

  • Rear Window

    Rear Window

    ★★★★★

    rear window is what im calling my bussy from now on

  • Downton Abbey

    Downton Abbey

    ★★★½

    always happy to see maggie smith do another one of her little acting jobs

  • Kiki's Delivery Service

    Kiki's Delivery Service

    ★★★★★

    kiki has Big Paddington Energy

  • Castle in the Sky

    Castle in the Sky

    ★★★★★

    see this castle?? ⬇️


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    WELL ITS IN THE FUCKIN SKY

    SORRY LOSER BUT I CANT HEAR WHAT YOURE SAYING CAUSE IM IN THE SKY TOO CAUSE IM IN THE CASTLE AND ITS IN THE FUCKIN SKY AND THATS FUCKIN COOL

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  • It Chapter Two

    It Chapter Two

    your 3 hour mess of a movie will feel a lot longer if you start it with a unnecessary hate crime just saying

  • Drive

    Drive

    ★★★★

    aesthetically its remains a masterpiece but im uncertain about the rest

    "shockingly" my feelings are radically different now that im not: an edgy teen

    i still appreciate it as a deconstruction of early martin scorsese and current action films (what a combo) but i feel like the violence is grotesquely excessive, but thats also the point?? i really dont know

  • Moonlight

    Moonlight

    ★★★★★

    this film contains a variety of emotions at least eight (8!) by my count

  • Spring Breakers

    Spring Breakers

    ★★★★

    I GOT SCARFACE:


    O N   R E P E A T

  • Robots

    Robots

    ★★

    WHY DO THE ROBOTS HAVE GENDERS
    WHAT PURPOSE COULD IT POSSIBLY SERVE

  • The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2

    The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2

    ★★½

    i honestly believe there is a masterpiece trapped somewhere in this bloated mess and i really wish i could have seen that movie instead