josh has written 2 reviews for films rated ½ during 2019.

  • The Lion King

    The Lion King

    LISTEN i dont have Super Strong feelings about the OG lion king but there is one (1) scene that i really love and thats the “Be Prepared” sequence

    so i cannot overexpress how fucking frustrated i am that in this beat-for-beat nature documentey looking shithouse remake the ONE (1) scene they had to go and mess with was THE “BE PREPARED” SEQUENCE 


    like if youre recreating the original then recreate it but dont recreate 95% of a film but stripmine an iconic sequence cause you cant be bothered to do it CHRIST ON A BIKE WHAT WAS THAT (scar baby im so sorry)

  • Suicide Squad

    Suicide Squad

    the logan paul of superhero movies