josh has written 1 review for films rated ½ during 2020.

  • Beauty and the Beast

    Beauty and the Beast

    genuinely one of the most disastrous films in recent memory. belle is a class traitor? the beast is a neg! every musical number is slow and tedious (except you 'evermore', you're a modern camp classic). what is ewan mcgregor doing? every frame is ugly — does bill condon understand how to make a movie thats not twilight breaking dawn part 2? lindsay ellis was right, this is so busy fixing the "sins" of the original that it forgot to be…