josh has written 6 reviews for films rated ★½ during 2021.

  • Muppets Most Wanted

    Muppets Most Wanted


    i cannot, in all good consciousness, slam peter rabbit 2: the runaway for selling out while making jokes about how lame it is that studios sellout nice wholesome brands in an effort to be "relevant" and then give this a good rating. 

    sorry kermit. sorry gonzo. sorry piggy. sorry fozzy. sorry rizzo. sorry bunsen. sorry beaker. sorry scooter. sorry sam. sorry pepe. sorry swedish chef. sorry camilla. sorry bobo. sorry animal. sorry deadly. sorry janice. sorry rowlf. sorry stalter. sorry waldorf. sorry sweetums. sorry walter. sorry dr teeth and the electric mayhem. 

    this blows.

  • The Good Dinosaur

    The Good Dinosaur


    if an infinite amount of monkeys were set in front an infinite amount of typewriters and started hitting keys at random they would produce an infinite amount screenplays and they'd all be better than the good dinosaur's

  • What a Girl Wants

    What a Girl Wants



  • After



    genuinely disappointed that this isnt an adaptation of one of those 1D fics where the mum sells the chick to simon cowell

  • Glee: The Concert Movie

    Glee: The Concert Movie


    like the editing gave me a migraine but heather morris is a fabulous dancer and this was a great showcase for her

  • Moxie



    me: do you think margret thatcher had girl power?

    amy poehler: yes! of course!

    me: do you think she effectively utilized girl power by funnelling money into illegal paramilitary death camps in northern ireland?

    amy poehler: ...i-