• Crush

    Crush

    ★★★

    an enjoyable lil gay commercial that runs for 90mins (that you’ll never get back). but there are worse things to waste ur time on so 🤷‍♀️

  • Zombieland: Double Tap

    Zombieland: Double Tap

    ★★★

    The set pieces are less interesting but overall smh funnier than the first. Anyways wichita my beloved <3

  • Zombieland

    Zombieland

    ★★★½

    Funsies!!!

  • Bad Boys for Life

    Bad Boys for Life

    ★★

    Took a shot everytime they said bad boyz for life call an ambulance

  • Moonrise Kingdom

    Moonrise Kingdom

    contrary to popular opinion this is a minor wes anderson for me

  • The Double Life of Véronique

    The Double Life of Véronique

    the classic 'i watched this cuz it's Criterion Collection and now i'm vaguely in awe but more so confused'

  • The Princess Bride

    The Princess Bride

    if it ain't one of the best family movies to ever exist (for sentimental reasons)

  • Certified Copy
  • Ali: Fear Eats the Soul

    Ali: Fear Eats the Soul

    ★★★★

    There’s something so delicate about two extremely marginalised characters embracing each other and saying:

     “But when we’re together we must be nice to each other. Or else life isn’t worth living.”

  • Vertigo

    Vertigo

    ★★★★★

    My favourite, favourite Hitchcock film. It’s equal parts enthralling as a thriller, thoughtful as a drama, and hypnotically mesmerising as a screaming visual masterpiece. 

    Like an acid trip, but you’re lucid the whole time. Take me to the movies in 1958.

  • C'mon C'mon

    C'mon C'mon

    ★★★½

    Felt like this expanded that iconic line from Greta Gerwig in 20th Century Women into a 109 min film. It alludes to parenthood (Mills, a new father), memories, and the human strength to stumble through the erraticism of life (“you just have to c’mon c’mon c’mon”). The plot is mingled with interviews with gifted youth in which they are asked these big, philosophical questions on the future and life itself — arguably the most interesting yet least explored part of the film. The plot…

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★

    Reeves’ Gotham >>>> Phillips’ Gotham

    This makes a pretty great standalone movie so I’m already dreading the sequel. Probably the best cinematography I’ve enjoyed in a superhero movie in a while. In some ways it didn’t feel like one — love how it fully committed to its grungy, grimy, 90s serial killer movie vibes. It’s fun and a little punk (but not too much for the general audience), with Battinson in his full greasy, emo, scared-of-sunlight virgin boy glory (?). And Zoë Kravitz being…well, Zoë f**king Kravitz 😮‍💨. Dano also makes a simultaneously hilarious but deranged Riddler.

    Only goths in Gotham, so true Matt Reeves.