Floppy Siliconey

Floppy Siliconey

Here I go spouting derivative shit again like I know a fucking thing about making films. Just keeping track is all.

Favorite films

  • Little Shop of Horrors
  • Irreversible
  • The Thing
  • Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Recent activity

  • Where the Wild Things Are


  • Apocalypse Now


  • Free Guy

  • Squid Game


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Kermit's Swamp Years

    Kermit's Swamp Years


    I was prepared for this film to be nowhere near as funny as it was, and when it wasn’t I was shaken HARD.
    Mad funny entertaining whatnot.

  • Midsommar



    Another Ari Aster film, another scene of guttural crying due to the experience of loss.
    I hoped this film would be a sequence of gut wrenching and disturbing events, and I got just that, despite its overall non directional vagueness.
    It depicts a bright, open and downright exposed extroverted nightmare; being unable to leave a party or being to polite to turn down an offer you dislike.
    Peer pressure, manipulation and exploitation are ever present and ever distressing, creating a…