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  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

    The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

    ★★★★★

    Whomsoever did the color grading on the HD rerelease of the Extended Edition should face the wrath of whatever the filmmaking equivalent of Ents is. Giant sentient cameras with unspooled celluloid tendrils just picking up DaVinci workstations and throwing them at people

    It's kind of wild watching the special features in the Appendices about color grading and editing now. You can see smart, creative people circa 2000 point out mistakes they could have made if they hadn't been careful, and then see people circa 2010 make those exact mistakes.

  • Breathless

    Breathless

    ½

    maybe if the film actually had been about a soufflé I would I have liked it

  • The Souvenir

    The Souvenir

    This isn't a mystery. It's just a film that mistakes being withdrawn from the audience as being artistic.

  • The Double

    The Double

    I'd like Richard Ayoade to make another film, please