Minus the gaslighting, Edward Cullen would be a great person to have in your life especially when you need a quick beer run.

Gave myself some time to think about this film. Since last year, mortality has been lurking and lingering in my peripheral. I’ve been grieving for a while. One death I’m only starting to accept, and the other I’m still struggling to process. All in all, a big fat reminder of how close we are to death.

Adequate amount of teen angst, cringe and highlighters. Haven’t laughed so hard in a while

ben schwartz is ezra koenig of comedy