Every open door is closed, every question has an answer, and everything ends up making perfect sense in the end. Hitchcock is a master of screenplays.
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Top Gun: Maverick 2022
Absolutely incredible on all fronts. Miles Teller was the perfect choice as Rooster, the Iceman inclusion was incredibly respectful to Val Kilmer, and Tom Cruise truly embodies what a legacy character should be. I could go on for days about how outstanding of a film this is.
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Dawn of the Planet of the Apes 2014
Even the apes from the beginning of 2001 A Space Odyssey got their own spin off. This is getting out of hand.
this movie bangs though.
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Elvis 2022
This really hurts because I was amped for this movie. The trailer was incredible and I had been waiting for this ever since I first heard of it. But my god this is a sloppy disaster. The story flow is nonexistent, and the editing is nauseating. I get some of that is Baz’s style, but it doesn’t work here whatsoever. Plus, you can absolutely feel this runtime. I’ve talked with people who love this film and even they say it…
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Jurassic World Dominion 2022
I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a gross and uninspired use of a legacy cast. The inclusion of the original three here is so unnecessary, that Trevorrow doesn’t even know what to do with them for the first two acts. I, like most people, get excited for franchise legacy characters to return after decades. Genuinely, I do love seeing characters get their stories continued years later. But what Jurassic World Dominion does, truly feels like they used these three…
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Jurassic World 2015
All things considered it’s a fine reebot. Some repetition from the successes of the original, but a lot more action here. I’m not rewatching Fallen Kingdom though, I’ve already wasted 2 hours of my life on that one.
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The Lost World: Jurassic Park 1997
This feels so unnecessary and irrelevant to the entire franchise. Now I know why I was able to go so long without seeing it or even hearing anything about it for that matter. It’s not even that bad, it’s just so inconsequential and pointless that the two hours doesn’t even add any value to the franchise.
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Jurassic Park 1993
I mean what is there to say that hasn’t already been said - it’s Jurassic freaking Park. What a technical achievement and masterpiece from one of the best to ever do it.
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The Long Goodbye 1973
“I even lost my cat” has to be one of the worst lines before a kill of all time
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