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  Citizen Kane 1941

  ★★★★★ Rewatched by Nathan Billy Bob The Dude 11 Apr 2022

  Charles Foster Kane's last word was, "AmbuLAnce™️" and now Michael Bay has solved the mystery.

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  Ambulance 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched by Nathan Billy Bob The Dude 10 Apr 2022

  Citizen Kane sucks

Recent reviews

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  Edmond 2005

  ★★★★ Watched by Nathan Billy Bob The Dude 29 Jun 2022 2

  The whole time I was watching the Julia Stiles scene like 😬😬😬 bro she's basically a community theater actress why you gotta shoot her down

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  A Hidden Life 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched by Nathan Billy Bob The Dude 29 Jun 2022 1

  Malick doesn't give in

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  The Northman 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched by Nathan Billy Bob The Dude 20 Apr 2022 10

  Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to catch a glimpse of DAFOE'S DONG, right? Walked right into that extras ambush, same as us, and that PA over there...

  Everything we want out of this movie is here. Just think of it as strapping in for a surreal, Shakespearean, and brutal RPG, complete with side quests and fucked up side characters. Yet, we never lose sight of why we're here...
  Blood is the way.

  Q&A with Robert Egghead Eggers.

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  Top Gun: Maverick 2022

  ★★½ Watched by Nathan Billy Bob The Dude 11 May 2022 2

  I get we're all glued to each new Tom Cruise movie for this will he or won't he die on screen thing, (he won't 'cus Xenu), but it would've been a little more interesting if this movie wasn't as straight and sexless as a Florida Hobby Lobby. What the fuck was that limp dick beach rugby scene? Does anyone want to fuck? Does anyone even care? Jennifer, you deserve so much better than a weird ass dutch angle in bed, with nothing to do but love and root for Maverick.

  God, I miss Tony.