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  • Magnolia
  • Autumn Sonata
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • The Room

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  • Edmond

    ★★★★

  • A Hidden Life

    ★★★★★

  • Those Who Wish Me Dead

    ★★½

  • The Dead Pool

    ★★

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  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★★★

    Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to catch a glimpse of DAFOE'S DONG, right? Walked right into that extras ambush, same as us, and that PA over there...

    Everything we want out of this movie is here. Just think of it as strapping in for a surreal, Shakespearean, and brutal RPG, complete with side quests and fucked up side characters. Yet, we never lose sight of why we're here...
    Blood is the way.

    Q&A with Robert Egghead Eggers.

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick

    I get we're all glued to each new Tom Cruise movie for this will he or won't he die on screen thing, (he won't 'cus Xenu), but it would've been a little more interesting if this movie wasn't as straight and sexless as a Florida Hobby Lobby. What the fuck was that limp dick beach rugby scene? Does anyone want to fuck? Does anyone even care? Jennifer, you deserve so much better than a weird ass dutch angle in bed, with nothing to do but love and root for Maverick.

    God, I miss Tony.