Nathan the Banana

Nathan the Banana


Movies good. Movies sometimes bad. Movies occasionally great. 
(20, He/Him)

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  • The Perfect Date

    The Perfect Date


    A both heartfelt and haunting dissection of class, youthful pressure, societal expectations, and love, The Perfect Date not only rings true as the most honest film from 2019 so far, but also for the last decade as a whole. Every technical aspect could not be more finely tuned, but it's hard to focus on phsyical craft when the script and performances are so stunningly captivating. Noah Centineo, an-up-and-coming veteran, tones his acting nuance in his most affacting performance yet. Through…

  • Happythankyoumoreplease



    Josh Radnor spells Mississippi correctly and is congratulated for it: a major motion picture.

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  • High School Musical 3: Senior Year

    High School Musical 3: Senior Year


    Looks leagues better than the first two! And it's generally just more emotionally potent than the two before it. Goofy & cheesy still, but the characters giggle and bounce of each other with a little bit more weight I guess.

    What am I talking about; it's HSM 3. A nice time, my favorite of the series!

  • The Babysitter

    The Babysitter


    Immensely silly. Visual discoherence sets audience expectations for chaos, not order. And film delivers on that joyously, albeit messily. It's nonsense, and beautiful nonsense at that.

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  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    Charlie Kaufman's new baby sits complete on a server somewhere, but Netflix won't let it go.

    This is a hostage situation, and we should all treat it as such.

  • Chemical Hearts

    Chemical Hearts


    Take Care by Beach House is played five (5) times in Chemical Hearts' 93 minute runtime. That means it is played approximately once every 18.6 minutes.

    Of my grievances with the film, this is not one of them.