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  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
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  • The Worst Person in the World

    The Worst Person in the World



  • Clifford the Big Red Dog

    Clifford the Big Red Dog


    Assessing various departments in New York City based on how receptive I anticipate they’d be to Clifford the Big Red Dog living indefinitely in Manhattan.

    Department of Buildings: Immediately non-receptive. They refuse to let Clifford live or venture into any residential buildings, saying his estimated 87 ton weight would risk the structural integrity of every building in the city.

    Mayor’s Office: Enthusiastically receptive. Seeing an opportunity to support a beloved public icon without facing responsibility for said icon’s consequences, the…

Recent reviews

  • Paris, Je T'Aime

    Paris, Je T'Aime


    Count of women who fall down in this film:


    Elijah Wood also takes a tumble!

  • Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

    Black Panther: Wakanda Forever


    A Marvel venture that appropriately addresses and frames grief and loss in a way that not only fits comfortably within the narrative but fundamentally shapes it AND sociopolitical conflict between various entities as the main narrative force that feels fairly complex and grounded AND an earnest weight given to the trauma of conflict as opposed to the coolness of it???

    Glad Marvel was able to put out one movie this year that wasn’t giving either a) I Hate My Wife energy or b) Divorced Dad energy.

Popular reviews

  • Chemical Hearts

    Chemical Hearts


    Take Care by Beach House is played five (5) times in Chemical Hearts' 93 minute runtime. That means it is played approximately once every 18.6 minutes.

    Of my grievances with the film, this is not one of them.

  • Q: Into the Storm

    Q: Into the Storm


    Jim Watkins has at least five (5) distinctly different facial hairstyles in this and each one is uniquely nauseatingly terrible. Jim Watkins is the living personification of his own mini-crowbar mustache and obscene sideburns.