Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Spencer 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Nov 2021 1

  I think we all need to masturbate.

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  The Lighthouse 2019

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 08 Jun 2020

  Priority: A steak. Just a single bloody steak. Eating, you say? No, no. The kind you fuck.

Recent reviews

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  The Back-Up Plan 2010

  ★½ Watched 23 Sep 2023

  I need a back up plan to watch better movies.

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  Pandorum 2009

  ★★½ Watched 21 Sep 2023

  I too woke up in hysteria when realizing I've lived for 24 years. *hint hint *wink wink *nudge nudge

Popular reviews

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  Shadow in the Cloud 2020

  ★★★★½ Watched 01 Jan 2021 16

  I don't fucking care. You guys are lame.

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  47 Meters Down: Uncaged 2019

  ½ Watched 25 Oct 2019 3

  A fish screams. Enough said.