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  • Mudbound




  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049


    I rarely enjoyed anything as much as watching Sylvia Hoeks beat the crap out of people, and I hope some day she may beat the crap out of me.

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  • Jurassic World

    Jurassic World


    "Jurassic World" is your father's new girlfriend moving in and wearing your dead mother's old clothes.

  • Everest



    Here's the thing: Climbing Mt. Everest is dumb and the people doing it know that it's dumb and they're still doing it, which is fine, but don't expect me to care if they get hurt doing it.

    There's a scene somewhat early in the movie where The Journalist (Michael Kelly channeling David Cross) asks the others about ther motivation. Why climb Everest? The most anyone can come up with is repeating the old Because it's there trope. Fine, whatever.