I've never watched a Marvel film bc I'm too pretty

Favorite films

  • Stalker
  • Vertigo
  • Sunset Boulevard
  • Thelma

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Recent reviews

  • Dear Evan Hansen

    Dear Evan Hansen

    sappy morning PSA version of a plot that basically amounts to theatre nerds' "Parasite". my soul left my body at the posthumous incestuous serenade.

  • Nightfall



    wonderful atmosphere, amazing camera work and mise en scene, the way Kelemen just slowly and diligently zooms out and lets the contents of the scene materialize, but like

    the female lead gets to fuck and be sad about her man, and the male lead gets to cuddle an injured swan

Popular reviews

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    There is a rampant and very contemporary problem with a fear of spoilers which bleeds into how we perceive and relate to films. I do not want to insinuate that knowing or not knowing beforehand does not matter; any potential viewer should be able to take in the story as it was consciously constructed. But this diverts our focus from emotion and aesthetic pleasure towards the gathering of information, and information we can easily gather from leaks and wikipedia summaries.…

  • Fucking Berlin

    Fucking Berlin

    Imagine the worst kind of slam poem but instead of like five it goes on for 94 minutes