João Monturo

João Monturo

i like cereal, but i ain't no cereal killer

Favorite films

  • The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?
  • Come and See
  • Persona
  • A Woman Under the Influence

Recent activity

  • Jacob's Ladder


  • Skins


  • Evil Dead Trap


  • The Bones


Recent reviews

  • The Bride of Frankenstein

    The Bride of Frankenstein


    Shouldn't be called The Bride of Frankenstein since she only shows up at 5 minutes from the end, but to be fair, it's my favorite universal frankenstein movie and probably also the one where the monster has the most screen time, as well as where his personality is more deeply developed. Wish they had continued with a follow-up to this.

  • She Freak

    She Freak

    She Boring

Popular reviews

  • No. 16: Oz: The Tin Woodman's Dream

    No. 16: Oz: The Tin Woodman's Dream


    Watching this while listening to RIP Chrysalis by Eartheater was the best choice I could've made.

  • mother!


    Since I couldn't reduce this to a mere rating, I'll reduce it to a mere bad review.

    Horror's been my favorite movie genre since as long as I remember starting getting into movies. Yet, I seriously never EVER felt like this while watching one. I'm still astonished, overwhelmed and pretty fuckin' upset after watching it last night.

    For some reason I've been ignoring Mother! ever since it came out (probably because I knew very little about it and never really…