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Godzilla 1954
Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?
Godzilla they're calling him. You know that guy Oppenheimer? He made that bomb that they dropped on Japan two times and somehow they turned one of the most horrific things that could happen to any country into a fictional nuclear lizard cultural phenomenon. But Nolan would rather make a film about the white guy who thought of bomb, okay sure I get it, sure whatever. He's a war history guy. Sort…
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Alita: Battle Angel 2019
I am ten years old and I frikkin love Alita Battle Angel!
In an alternate universe this movie did the business, we get all the sequels and go to mars. Maybe Helen Mirren is there with robot gun arms. Timothy Spall's chest is a big metal mouth. Stephen Mckinley Henderson... spider tank.
I thought this franchise was dead in the water but just read that Cameron and Rodriguez took a "virtual blood oath" (which means they did it over zoom…
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My Octopus Teacher 2020
Me Octopus Student. Makes more sense because this is entirely about the man and nothing to do with the octopus. Even though we SEE a lot of octopus, she is uncredited and unnamed. Bechdel Test failed. She's got more in common with a stalked 90s love interest. The manic-pixie-dream-cephalopod has no agency, no say in her portrayal, just a carrot on a stick for your Dad's golf buddy who just splooged his retirement fund on an underwater camera and a…
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Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022
Be kind. So true. I shall first be kind to all by saying I care about people more than I do about movies. If you like this movie, I like you. If you believe that you'll believe anything! Now I'm off to Hater Island where the weather is awful and the people are tiresome. Join me, won't you!
The emotional and philosophical core of this film is a googly-eyed Live Love Laugh pillow owned by someone who says “awesomesauce” in…