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  • (500) Days of Summer

    (500) Days of Summer

    “breakup”
    This is an interesting word to me. It’s such a small, simple word, yet has some pretty big implications. It should have a real impact when you hear it, but I don’t think it really does. It’s weird because when I think about all of the breakups I’ve had in my life, none of which have been romantic relationships (I’ve never really been in one, not long-term anyway), it hits me with such a heavy wave of emotion, sadness,…

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    I can sleep incredibly well tonight knowing that Kelly Marie Tran is and always will be more successful, more popular, and more beloved than any of the brainless, spineless trolls that harrassed her off social media, all of whom will probably die forgotten and alone.

    Rose Tico rules and so does The Last Jedi.

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  • The Fallout

    The Fallout

    So this isn't something I ever do on here, not usually anyway, but I just needed a space to vent, and I figured here, using a page the most culturally relevant film of the year that is about exactly what happened yesterday and the epidemic in America, would be as good a place as any to do so.

    21 People died yesterday in Uvalde, Texas. 2 of them were teachers. 19 of them were children. They were gunned down and…

  • Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    Seriously cannot believe how hard I was laughing during some of this! Andy Samberg is great, but John Mulaney steals it. Shockingly clever, hilarious, and plenty of old school Disney heart. I've never seen the original show, so I promise there's no nostalgia goggles when I say that Chip 'n Dale is the Who Framed Roger Rabbit? for a new generation. Fun family movie!

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