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  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The following is an excerpt from Colin Trevorrow’s pitch to Universal Pictures executives for Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.

    Universal Exec: “Alright, Colin. Jurassic World made way more money than we ever expected, and we didn’t even have to try! We have to make a sequel! What do ya got?”
    Trevorrow: “How about this; Now that the dinosaurs are left on an island, our characters fly there to study and preserve them.”
    Universal Exec: “You mean like what we did already…

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    I can sleep incredibly well tonight knowing that Kelly Marie Tran is and always will be more successful, more popular, and more beloved than any of the brainless, spineless trolls that harrassed her off social media, all of whom will probably die forgotten and alone.

    Rose Tico rules and so does The Last Jedi.

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  • Smart House

    Smart House

    The first hour of this is lowkey trash before Katey Sagal saves it in the home stretch and it turns into Disneys Black Mirror. Not the DCOM gold standard I once thought it was unfortunately, but still a fun trip down nostalgia lane.

  • Doctor Dolittle

    Doctor Dolittle

    Chris Rock voicing a talking guinea pig is peak cinema

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  • Wonder Woman

    Wonder Woman

    Ladies and gentlemen, DC is officially here to play, and they're playing to win.

    Update 12/7/2017: I may have spoke too soon

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    John Williams is about to give us the musical score of the century and my body is not fucking ready