This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
The following is an excerpt from Colin Trevorrow’s pitch to Universal Pictures executives for Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.
Universal Exec: “Alright, Colin. Jurassic World made way more money than we ever expected, and we didn’t even have to try! We have to make a sequel! What do ya got?”
Trevorrow: “How about this; Now that the dinosaurs are left on an island, our characters fly there to study and preserve them.”
Universal Exec: “You mean like what we did already…