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  • Downfalls High

    Downfalls High

    mgk and sydney sweeney get a free pass from me for anything they do because they are hot

  • Hop



    strap in for a tale of twists and turns, great triumphs and worse betrayals. strap in for the tale of my french class watching HOP (2011)

    in the last french lesson before christmas break of 2017, my french teacher made a decision that would change all our lives: we would get to watch HOP (2011) in class, in french with french subtitles. at first, our class was confused. why are we watching a movie about easter at christmas, and why…