Neetzan

Traumatized by Howard the Duck when I was 4. 
Been chasing that high ever since.

Favorite films

  • Inside Llewyn Davis
  • Metropolitan
  • Defending Your Life
  • My Dinner with Andre

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  • Hocus Pocus 2

    ★★

  • Top Gun

    ★★

  • Inhibitions

    ★★

  • Meet Cute

    ★★

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  • Hocus Pocus 2

    Hocus Pocus 2

    ★★

    Ugly, cheap, lazy, cynical late-capitalism nostalgia gruel with a predictably silly girlboss snowflake retconning of the Sisters’ origin story, but what can I say, I laughed a couple of times.

  • Top Gun

    Top Gun

    ★★

    Ok so but also uh.

    And all the jet footage looks like b roll

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  • Prince of Broadway

    Prince of Broadway

    ★★★★

    The ratio of Sean Baker’s talent to recognition is straight criminal.

  • The Detective

    The Detective

    ★★★½

    Not your dad’s Frank Sinatra. Unexpectedly layered and thoughtful. Both of its time and ahead of its time. The first-ever better prequel. Four star but deduct half for being 20 minutes too long.