Neetzan

Traumatized by Howard the Duck when I was 4. 
Been chasing that high ever since.

Favorite films

  • Inside Llewyn Davis
  • Metropolitan
  • Defending Your Life
  • My Dinner with Andre

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  • Cha Cha Real Smooth

    ★★

  • 1900

    ★★★½

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★

  • Red Coat

    ★★½

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  • Cha Cha Real Smooth

    Cha Cha Real Smooth

    ★★

    I swear to god I like Cooper Raiff. But I’m gonna need a vox explainer on how is this not exactly the same schmaltzy auto-fellating white boy winter playlist-posing-as-feature-film Noah Baumbach ripoff we once ran Zach Braff out of town over?

  • 1900

    1900

    ★★★½

    It’s long. But good. But long. So long. So very, very long.

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  • Prince of Broadway

    Prince of Broadway

    ★★★★

    The ratio of Sean Baker’s talent to recognition is straight criminal.

  • The Detective

    The Detective

    ★★★½

    Not your dad’s Frank Sinatra. Unexpectedly layered and thoughtful. Both of its time and ahead of its time. The first-ever better prequel. Four star but deduct half for being 20 minutes too long.