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  • First Man

    First Man

    ★½

    I saw a documentary about the moon landing when I was 5 years old, comprised almost entirely of real footage from the events. That documentary was about 10,000 times better than this crap film.

    Hack Chazelle adds another piece of shit to his filmography.

    When making a film about a great man of American history, he casts the most estrogen-drenched soyboy he could possibly find. But that's not the only shit casting. Some weird looking thing named Claire Foy plays…

  • Hunter Killer

    Hunter Killer

    ★★½

    Apparently Hollywood REALLY wants the cold war to return.
    Decent action.
    Toby Stephens is so hawt!

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  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ½

    Worse than I could have possibly imagined. Pure unadulterated garbage. Makes me actually miss Jar Jar Binks

    Full review here: letterboxd.com/neomoviebuff/film/star-wars-the-last-jedi/4/

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Well…..I guess it’s time to finally write a proper review for this film. There is no way I can express myself properly without spoilers, so this review will have spoilers.
    Starting off, the opening crawl decides that, contrary to the previous film, the resistance has actually LOST and now the First Order has completely taken over the galaxy. How the force did that happen? It seems every one of these films starts with “about everything that happened before? Yeah, we’ve…