Dumb blockbuster in the vein of Rampage. Pretty much delivers exactly what you pay to see (in an unfortunate PG-13 way). Rather liked that they actively tried to hunt the sharks instead of just running away. Stath vs Meg scene was pretty fun. Lots of nice looking underwater bits. The worst part was that they kept teasing having Ruby Rose get eaten, but they never did. Instead they killed off a few decent people who I didn't hate.
Worse than I could have possibly imagined. Pure unadulterated garbage. Makes me actually miss Jar Jar Binks
Full review here: letterboxd.com/neomoviebuff/film/star-wars-the-last-jedi/4/
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Well…..I guess it’s time to finally write a proper review for this film. There is no way I can express myself properly without spoilers, so this review will have spoilers.
Starting off, the opening crawl decides that, contrary to the previous film, the resistance has actually LOST and now the First Order has completely taken over the galaxy. How the force did that happen? It seems every one of these films starts with “about everything that happened before? Yeah, we’ve…