This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Reminds me of that Veep quote that’s going around right now:
“If men got pregnant, they would give birth at Coston Manor through their back vagina’s and mouths.”
Hey did you guys see the 5 imagery?
1. Say the name 5 times
2. That summons a giant mosquito from Power Rangers
3. Watch out. It will kill you.
3a. But only if there are 5 of you
3b. But only if you stay in the red mirror circle
3c. But with a suicide curse. The actual mosquito doesn’t do much
4. Find exactly 5 more people
5. Smile at camera
It’s 4/20 and I wanted to learn about Area 51. Bob Lazar is the dude who first revealed that Area 51 existed. Unfortunately, I’m halfway through I’ve barely seen any of Bob. It’s mostly the pretentious director in pink Hue lights and babbling Mickey Rourke voiceover.