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  • Blade Runner
  • American Graffiti
  • The Graduate
  • Rumble Fish

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  • Firestarter

    ★½

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★

  • Jackass Forever

    ★★★★½

  • Top Gun

    ★★★★

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  • Firestarter

    Firestarter

    ★½

    One of the cheapest looking 3rd acts I’ve seen

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Kind of felt like the “what if this Marvel tv show was just a movie instead” version of Dr Strange in terms of story (this is not a compliment) but add Raimi doing some wacky cool violent scary stuff + Danny Elfman jazzing it up and it’s very watchable! Completely fucked any quality Wanda redemption story to come post Wandavision but she was scary and good! And none of us care at all about Rachel McAdams. Not a good movie but I had a mostly fun time once I stopped being annoyed half way through.

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  • Head Count

    Head Count

    ★½

    Hey did you guys see the 5 imagery?

    Spoilers:
    The Rules
    1. Say the name 5 times
    2. That summons a giant mosquito from Power Rangers
    3. Watch out. It will kill you.
    3a. But only if there are 5 of you
    3b. But only if you stay in the red mirror circle
    3c. But with a suicide curse. The actual mosquito doesn’t do much
    4. Find exactly 5 more people
    5. Smile at camera

  • Bob Lazar: Area 51 and Flying Saucers

    Bob Lazar: Area 51 and Flying Saucers

    ★½

    It’s 4/20 and I wanted to learn about Area 51. Bob Lazar is the dude who first revealed that Area 51 existed. Unfortunately, I’m halfway through I’ve barely seen any of Bob. It’s mostly the pretentious director in pink Hue lights and babbling Mickey Rourke voiceover.