Cyberpunk is lame. Do I dig it? Yeah, clearly, but I can't deny that it's extremely lame. The brilliance of Hackers is that it totally understands that a grown man babbling about "keyboard cowboys" and quoting Travis Bickle as he hacks into the main frame is totally lame, but when you contrast that with kids doing the same thing, we can get behind that, because all high schoolers are constantly embarassing themselves and not caring, that's what's great about high…

Enough of it is exactly the goofy kind of perfectly dated cyberpunk that I love, that the rest of it being a bit dull is a real disapointment. I get the feeling that some people will say that this film didn't live up to its full potential because of Keanu's bad acting or just how dumb a lot of it is, but I think the self serious dumbness is what makes its best moments work and when it's being a…