I wish I could like this movie. I really do.
In the year 2087, a freedom rebellion sends a cyborg named Garth back in time to 1966 to prevent a scientist from achieving mind control/telepathy, by any means necessary. By preventing this scientific breakthrough, the dystopian future will never be. The government sends two cyborgs of their own to stop Garth.
It's got a great premise (very Terminator-esque, I bet James Cameron saw this before making those movies) but Cyborg…
"Voyage to the planet of prehistoric women" wow, that's one helluva title! It's a movie about a team of space explorers (several men and a robot named John, yeah, a ROBOT named JOHN!!!!) who go on an expedition to the planet Venus in the year 2000, and the planet is inhabited by dinosaurs, giant carnivorous plants, and bodacious cromagnon babes! That's an incredible premise, a really good movie could be made out of that!
As soon as I saw the…
So there's this scientist who makes dolls and puppets, and he shrinks real people to doll size, and eventually some of the doll size people use the scientist's size changing machine to go back to normal size and claim they'll report the scientist to the police. The end. Yeah that's all there is to this. (Did the other shrunken people get back to normal size? Would the police ever believe those 2 people?)
Not much happens in this movie. Coming…
