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  • Outrageous Fortune

    ★★½

  • The Garbage Pail Kids Movie

  • Marcel the Shell with Shoes On

    ★★★★

  • Blue Monkey

    ★★

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  • Outrageous Fortune

    Outrageous Fortune

    ★★½

    I came for the Midler and I stayed for the Midler. 

    Two conflicting women not only attend the same famous Russian acting class but also share the same double agent boyfriend, who fakes his death but has trouble eluding the two determined women hot on his trail. Long plays her usual persnickety character competently & Midler plays brassy just as well as ever. Nothing really stands out but the time spent isn’t a trial to get through. I kinda wish they had…

  • The Garbage Pail Kids Movie

    The Garbage Pail Kids Movie

    What’s there to say about a movie that was so clearly made with the mindset that “kids will LOVE how stupid & gross this movie is” and the end result is a movie that even cult cinema aficionados mostly dislike.

    At least the little people in the outfits got paid— certainly not enough to endure such indignities but hopefully enough to never have to think about getting into one of those nightmare suits again.

    Overall, the other Garbage Pail Kids find Nat Nerd’s pissing antics unfunny & gross, even Andrew Dice Clay... hmm, makes ya think.

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  • The Pest

    The Pest

    You remember that fat kid in middle school who invited you over and made you watch this in their basement? I was that fat kid and I apologize.

  • Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City

    Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City

    ★★★★

    A Resident Evil movie good enough, I’ll allow it to use the Carpenter font. Well directed and kept the two separate game storylines running well enough. This is a better directed movie than well written but this gets everyone caught up on what they need to. This does get to feeling like a legitimate old school horror at times. This does toss the fan service around a bit but after an entire franchise seemingly uninterested in its own source material,…