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  • Hackers

    ★★★

  • Hey Good Lookin'

    ★★★½

  • Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

    ★★★★★

  • Star Trek: The Motion Picture

    ★★★½

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  • Hackers

    Hackers

    ★★★

    This is my drive

  • Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

    Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

    ★★★★★

    Despite never seeing all of this i knew every line as if I’d seen it 100 times, is this the power of autism instinct? I love whenever it’s time to do a intense ass Star Trek movie and they really play up how much every aspect of being on a spaceship fucking sucks. I think the reason why the ships have carpeting and cozy chairs and everyone wears pajamas is because if a single phaser blast hits the ship or…

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  • Space Jam: A New Legacy

    Space Jam: A New Legacy

    The one where LeBron James’s son gets groomed by Don Cheadle using Warner Bros proprietary discord server for cartoon Avis.

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★★

    I’m so mad I’m coping and seething they made capeshit good again. You know when oldheads talk about the magic of the Burton Batman films, or reading a really good Batman comic for the first time, well this was that for me. I felt like I was watching the animated series again, a few times I felt genuine emotion, fear even. I can’t wait to see it again.