Favorite films

  • Miami Vice
  • Excalibur
  • Chasing Amy
  • Belly

Recent activity

All
  • Elvis

    ★★★★★

  • Predators

    ★★★½

  • Predator 2

    ★★★★½

  • Charade

    ★★★★

Recent reviews

More
  • Elvis

    Elvis

    ★★★★★

    A maximalist thrill ride that pulls the rug out from under you an hour and a half in but let’s you keep going on sheer momentum. I know it glosses over some of the straight up bad shit Elvis did to women, but my feelings on him now are far more nuanced. I think the framing device for Elvis’s victim hood through the eyes of his abuser is a stroke of genius. Baz has set a new high point in…

  • Predators

    Predators

    ★★★½

    When this is not directly trying to be a 1:1 copy of the first film it rocks. Some neat stuff in here but it’s not as inspired as the first film nor is it as over the top as the second. Weirdly got halo vibes out of the preserve planet idk why.

Popular reviews

More
  • Space Jam: A New Legacy

    Space Jam: A New Legacy

    The one where LeBron James’s son gets groomed by Don Cheadle using Warner Bros proprietary discord server for cartoon Avis.

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★★

    I’m so mad I’m coping and seething they made capeshit good again. You know when oldheads talk about the magic of the Burton Batman films, or reading a really good Batman comic for the first time, well this was that for me. I felt like I was watching the animated series again, a few times I felt genuine emotion, fear even. I can’t wait to see it again.