my brain knows that this came out in 2015 but my heart still feels like it should have gone straight to vhs

sandra bullock was really out here channelling joanne the scammer with that blonde wig

ryan gosling's character, a known Caucasian: *rambles on about how he's going to save jazz*
me & every melanin pigment in my body: ......................anyways,

i.... cannot believe..... how heterosexual they made this. cousins?! COUSINS??? THEIR ASHES WERE BURIED TOGETHER