Persephone has written 5 reviews for films rated ★★ .

  • The Scary of Sixty-First

    The Scary of Sixty-First

    Joker for irony-poisoned dirtbag left girls who hate each other almost as much as they hate you for living in a society and being such a fucking cuck about it. Three Reddit threads stacked on top of each other in a trench coat desperate to provoke you but only provoking tedium. I’d say you can’t build a movie on edgy hot-button irony for cis girls with hollow eyes and decrepit pussy who think being in on their own joke makes…

  • The Advent Calendar

    The Advent Calendar

    It looks alright. Nice advent calendar Pinhead guy

  • The Love Witch

    The Love Witch

    The Love Witch is the exception that proves the rule that I will love a film with pretty colors about a woman who wakes up and chooses violence.

    Funnily enough, the film is nice to look at and it’s entertaining to spend a night with but the film’s ideas about gender are so incoherent it’s embarrassing as often as it loops back around to being funny. I’m really glad I watched this with friends because it would have been insufferable by myself and sober.

  • Prisoners of the Ghostland

    Prisoners of the Ghostland

    An oddly unenjoyable movie from Sion Sono elevated by testicular harm (explosive and verbal), Doug Dimmadome, and domming a girl immediately after

  • Evangelion: 1.0 You Are (Not) Alone

    Evangelion: 1.0 You Are (Not) Alone

    Cis women just can’t do what trans women do, even 10 years after the fact, and that’s okay