James

James Patron

Favorite films

  • Dreamaniac
  • Zombie Bloodbath
  • Legend of the Magic Arch
  • Necro-Mancing Dennis

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  • Club Lingerie

    Club Lingerie

    It's not often that I watch a movie that warps my definition of the word "movie" but when you finish a movie and then you realize that so much crazy shit happened that you forgot that Andy Dick was in it, you know you just watched something truly special.

    The sets are constantly falling apart. Lines get fucked up constantly even though it's obvious some people are reading them from cue cards. Decisions are made that don't make any sense.…

  • Road Hell

    Road Hell

    Road Hell is something incredibly special. Words cannot properly describe how this movie has crawled underneath my skin and completely taken over my entire brain. It's truly perfect.

    I've been a huge fan of Pete Jacelone's movies for years now but I've always put off buying this one. Something about it just didn't seem like it was much of a priority. It's just an anthology called Road Hell, it couldn't possibly be more interesting than something called Chad's Dental Nightmare.…

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  • Side Effects May Vary

    Side Effects May Vary

    This is J.R.'s first movie in 20 years and it was everything I wanted it to be. It was hilarious, it was disgusting, it was exciting, it was classic Tempe. With Lonnie writing it and J.R. directing it, this movie felt like an extension of those great 90's Tempe movies that we all love so fucking much.

    The movie stars James L Edwards, Tina Krause, and Brinke Stevens. Three of my favorite people in the entire low budget universe. Lonnie…

  • Waiting for Dracula

    Waiting for Dracula

    This movie is so incredibly special. It's as cheap and dumb as can be, almost in a Club Lingerie kind of way but not as weird. They're going for a Waiting for Godot thing here but with vampires and crystal meth and reality show confessional interviews...so probably better than Waiting for Godot.

    The movie is set up as a reality show about Dracula coming to L.A. to film a documentary about setting up a nest of vampiresses. But those vampiresses…

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  • Manos: The Hands of Fate

    Manos: The Hands of Fate

    "Without Manos: The Hands of Fate there would be no 2001: A Space Oddyssey."
    -Stanley Kubrick

    "Robert Smith Jr and Russ Huddleston's score is the reason I started composing"
    -John Williams

    "I almost quit show business for good the first time I saw Manos. I mean, when a performance as brilliant as John Reynolds' Torgo already exists why would I even bother trying..."
    -Jack Nicholson

  • Troll 2

    Troll 2

    They tried so fucking hard.