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  • Black Devil Doll from Hell

    Black Devil Doll from Hell

    You know those defining moments in your life? The ones that either let you know you're on the right track or that you need to reevaluate some decisions. They come around every once in a while and they can be pretty cathartic. I had one of those this morning as I pressed play and started watching Black Devil Doll From Hell for the third time in less than twelve hours. I started thinking that maybe I was wasting away the…

  • Ernest Borgnine on the Bus

    Ernest Borgnine on the Bus

    I never knew this existed until this morning. I never knew that this was missing from my life all these years. Now that I look back though, my life seems so empty and pointless. I will now discuss my life in two stages:


    You may think I'm exaggerating for effect. If that's the case all I can do is ask you to look at that artwork one more time because this documentary is exactly as good as that…

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  • Sometimes Aunt Martha Does Dreadful Things

    Sometimes Aunt Martha Does Dreadful Things

    Florida filmmaking in the 60's and 70's was really somethin' else entirely. You all know this already. I don't need to explain that to anyone and there's NOTHING I love more than a movie that exists on its own weird pedestal like Sometimes Aunt Martha Does Dreadful Things does.

    When you watch a movie and wonder "Who did they think the audience was going to be?" it's just such an amazing experience. Like David DeCoteau says on the commentary track,…

  • The Weapon

    The Weapon

    According to IMDB this was filmed in Pennsylvania. It shows up on the Galaxy of Terror 2 disc/4 movie DVD set from Brentwood along with three Polonia Bros. movies but it doesn't seem to have any Polonia connection whatsoever. I'm going to have to ask Mark Polonia about this sometime.

    Anyway, it's a post-apocalyptic alien planet with a severe water shortage. The ruling class controls the water from the, supposedly, only source on the planet and they ration it out…

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  • Troll 2

    Troll 2

    They tried so fucking hard.

  • Sleepaway Camp

    Sleepaway Camp

    Holy shit...I did not see this one coming at all.

    I've heard that Sleepaway Camp had an interesting ending so for years now I've been waiting to get my hands on the box set and making sure I never read anything about the series. It definitely paid off.

    Friday the 13th and The Burning this is not...You won't find the same quality but that doesn't mean this movie suffers. As far as I'm concerned I just watched a trashy slasher…