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  • Douche in a Hoodie

    Douche in a Hoodie

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    (Douche Without a Hoodie walks by some chickens on the side of the road)
    Douche Without a Hoodie: (to chickens) Hey there! How you all doing?
    (All the chickens run away)
    Douche Without a Hoodie: (upset) They run away from me...

    This was an utter masterclass. I laughed so hard, this was exactly the type of video that takes me back to when I used to make videos like this with my friends (none were on this level, but still). I cannot wait to watch all the other films by these young talents.

  • Christine



    I have a ton of little pet peeves with this movie, but oh my god it’s so beautifully made and thoroughly watchable. THAT SCORE. THAT CAR. It’s definitely not in the same league as ‘The Thing’ or ‘Halloween’, but man, ‘Christine’ is just awesome.

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    La La Land


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    La La Land


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