Favorite films

  • Smokin' Aces
  • Bullet Train
  • American Hustle
  • Empire Records

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  • Extraction


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  • The Cable Guy


  • Tommy Boy


Recent reviews

  • Marcel the Shell with Shoes On

    Marcel the Shell with Shoes On


    I wasn’t expecting to feel things from a movie based on a viral YouTube video

  • Christmas Bloody Christmas

    Christmas Bloody Christmas

    Christmas + Neon aesthetic would usually be right up my alley, but this is excessive lol.

    Reads like a film grad inserted all his opinions on music and movies into the flat, unlikable characters, and none of it builds character or moves the story forward. Drawn out build and climax actually made me glad for the abrupt ending.

Popular reviews

  • The Crow

    The Crow


    I'm glad my high school self never saw this...my secretly emo ass would've been climbing to tops of tall buildings in the rain every night

  • Anna and the Apocalypse

    Anna and the Apocalypse


    If Joss Weadon had made Dr. Horrible as a teenager...