Moulin Rouge!

Moulin Rouge! ★★★½

Dealer-So I hear you are looking for something?
Customer-Yeah, yeah, cmon,, shhhhh, quick, give it.
Dealer-Now remember, this will give you a buzz like no other, only do it once
Customer-YES OK FINE FUCKING GIVE IT!!
Dealer-Suit yourself *hands over two blu-ray copies of Moulin Rouge
Customer-*bites nails, takes them, hands sweating, gives cash, darts eyes as he leaves the dark, dainty alleyway
Dealer-*laughs, puts up coat collar, walks, with a seductive, enchanting half smile he whistles...Your Song. "Another satisfied customer!" he speaks.

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