Favorite films

  • Suspiria
  • Licorice Pizza
  • Thoroughbreds
  • The Virgin Suicides

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  • Men

  • The Funhouse

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

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  • Men

    Men

    Not the first time I’ve paid money to watch men

  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza

    ★★★★★

    This movie means so much. I forced my family to come see it with me on Christmas Day and now I forced all my friends to come out and watch it for my 21st birthday. Sharing an experience like this with the people I love just means way more than any present ever. One of my friends has only watched like 10 movies in her lifetime and she was like “you know… that movie was actually like super good though 😨…

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  • The Kacey Musgraves Christmas Show

    The Kacey Musgraves Christmas Show

    ★★★★★

    extreme thirst for Lana Del Rey is a dangerous thing for a man like me to have (but I have it)

  • The Neighbors' Window

    The Neighbors' Window

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    oh, your hot neighbor couple who you watch having sex every night and dream of being?? One of them is dying of cancer! Ever think of that??? Maybe you should be happy about your own life after all 🙂 Even though they have sex and love each other, one of them has cancer so their life actually sucks a ton. Be thankful for the things that you have because even if you don’t have sex at least you’re not dying tbh 🙏🙏