Favorite films

  • Suspiria
  • Dancer in the Dark
  • The Virgin Suicides
  • Donnie Darko

Recent activity

  • The Green Knight


  • The Suicide Squad


  • Old


  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2


Recent reviews

  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight


    It’s crazy that Anonymous had time to write this in between all the hacking stuff they do though

  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad


    I was so emotionally vacant and unenthusiastic about anything happening in this movie that it makes me question if I am relapsing into depression. I’m looking for any excuse as to why this didn’t hit like I expected it would. No energy got through to me. I’m not sure if it’s timing or music or editing or what. I expected this to be my favorite of 2021 and I watched the first trailer some 20 times so maybe I burnt it out. It feels like a Marvel movie and has that same humor and “emotion”. My favorite characters are Ratcatcher 2 and John Cena though. They do not miss.

Popular reviews

  • The Kacey Musgraves Christmas Show

    The Kacey Musgraves Christmas Show


    extreme thirst for Lana Del Rey is a dangerous thing for a man like me to have (but I have it)

  • The Neighbors' Window

    The Neighbors' Window


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    oh, your hot neighbor couple who you watch having sex every night and dream of being?? One of them is dying of cancer! Ever think of that??? Maybe you should be happy about your own life after all 🙂 Even though they have sex and love each other, one of them has cancer so their life actually sucks a ton. Be thankful for the things that you have because even if you don’t have sex at least you’re not dying tbh 🙏🙏