• Suzume

    Suzume

    ★★★★

    I don’t have feelings for a chair, I don’t have feelings for a chair, I do not have feelings for a chair. I DON’T have feelings for a chair. I DO NOT HAVE FEELINGS FOR A CHAIR. I. DON’T. HAVE. FEELINGS. FOR. A. CHAIR.

  • A Haunting in Venice

    A Haunting in Venice

    ★★★

    all three stars are for Michelle Yeoh and her alone

  • Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio

    Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio

    ★★★½

    del toro is the only person who could make a movie musical about a puppet fighting against a fascist regime

  • Hugo

    Hugo

    ★★★★★

    this is literally the greatest film of all time. Argue with the wall.

  • I'm a Cyborg, But That's OK

    I'm a Cyborg, But That's OK

    ★★★★★

    this is crazy people sexy time with models

  • Cat Person

    Cat Person

    ★★★

    ITS BRITTANY BITCH

  • Trolls Band Together

    Trolls Band Together

    ★★★

    more movies should be made with the sole intention of reuniting nsync

  • Hot Fuzz

    Hot Fuzz

    ★★★★★

    the way this film has immortalised Somerfield is VERY culturally and historically significant

  • What We Do in the Shadows

    What We Do in the Shadows

    ★★★★½

    I LOVE SILLY LIL GUYS! they're so silly and little and they’re getting up to all sorts of hijinks! look at this TOMFOOLERY. these absolute goofs are just goofing around! this is the best bunch of silly lil guys I’ve ever seen wowie

  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    ★★★★★

    every single person associated with this movie absolutely peaked here

  • The First Slam Dunk

    The First Slam Dunk

    ★★★★

    it was so nice of colonel sanders to take time out of his busy schedule to coach these kids

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

    ★★★½

    something about sewer dwelling karate fighting green guys is just relatable you know