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  • Office Christmas Party

    Office Christmas Party

    ½

    I fell asleep through most of this. It gave me a pretty good nap that's about it.

  • Death Note

    Death Note

    ½

    This film is just trash. There's literally not a single redeeming aspect of this film with the exception of Dafoe's performance but even then he's completely wasted and seems like they only had him available for one afternoon. The plot is nonsensical, the acting is horrendous as if the actors are being directed by Tommy Wiseau and the cinematography is so fucking boring and flat I wanted to gauge my eyes out. Fuck this move and fuck Wingard who's going…

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  • The Emoji Movie

    The Emoji Movie

    ★★★★★

    Madelyn. Madelyn, Madelyn, MADELYN. What have you done to this poor soul who has watched your favorite film of all time. Like Oh My God.

    You know I was going to give this something in the lines of a 4/5 maybe 4.5/5. But because the more I was realized that this was more of a tragic human drama with fantasy elements, the more it hit me with tears coming out of my eyes at the end.

    So after being friends…

  • The Dark Tower

    The Dark Tower

    ★★★★★

    Madelyn. Madelyn, Madelyn, MADELYN. What have you done to this poor soul who has watched your favorite film of all time. Like Oh My God.

    You know I was going to give this something in the lines of a 4/5 maybe 4.5/5. But because the more I was realized that this was more of a tragic human drama with fantasy elements, the more it hit me with tears coming out of my eyes at the end.

    So after being friends…