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Niko has written 2 reviews for films rated ★★ .

  • The Fast and the Furious

    The Fast and the Furious

    ★★

    didn’t even know this movie was released in 2:35:1 cause i’ve only ever seen 16:9 crops on cable

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ★★

    i’m genuinely astonished at how god awful this movie was. it’s probably more frustrating due to the fact that there are parts of this movie that show glimpses of something great. the entire cast is still as great as they’ve always been, but holy crap does this movie feel like a really shitty fan film. the best way i can articulate how i feel about some of the worst parts of the movie is that it just reminded me of…