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  • mother!



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The Book of Genesis!
    An Inconvenient Truth!
    That time you threw a house party and too many people came!
    Now all in one bottle episode!

    Remember there's a euthanasia kit under every seat!
    Enjoy the film!

  • Dunkirk



    Dunkirk is visually spectacular, interestingly arranged, has the worst score of all time, and is ultimately just kind of boring.

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  • Band of Outsiders

    Band of Outsiders


    Quentin Tarantino wishes his films were this cool.

  • The New World

    The New World


    Terrence Malick could take a dump and then film it floating down the toilet, it would be the most beautiful film of the year.