Nick Allen

Trash, art, and the movies 
(Never ever any full/smart-sounding reviews here, find those at and The Playlist)

Favorite films

  • Schizopolis
  • Winter Light
  • Birdemic: Shock and Terror
  • The Brothers Bloom

Recent activity

  • I Love My Dad


  • Network


  • Windfall


  • Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Dune



    A 155-minute concept trailer to make DUNE PART TWO. Didn’t feel a thing, explosion scene was cool tho

  • Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    Kind of amazingly transparent example of when you buy IP with no interest in actually nurturing it, just chopping it up and wearing it on your face. So, so, so lazy down to the weather, the slaughter, the vacant movie set that hosts a giant nothing of horror. 

    In other words, a really bleak idea of how future algorithm-based filmmaking will eat up and shit out anything they can buy